(Source: frostenblade, via definitelynotsona)
Stupid, shiny, slimy, punchy wyvern with a ridiculous dick-helmet and dick arms.
I move that we officially recognize the subset of people on Tumblr (who shall from here on be referred to as “tumblarses”) who go around re-posting posts without actually doing research on the topic at hand first, spreading misinformation and often including their own misinformed claims about the topic.
Oh gosh I love this
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I am gruntled to know this.
how to seduce a boy:
Step 1: look deep into his eyes
Step 2: smile a little
Step 3: bite your lip
Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear
Step 5: “heil hydra”
naturemetaltolkien:Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.